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May

20
       
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upthebumnobabies:

was watching community and thought this should be my new alarm tone :D
(you may want to turn your speakers down first, fair warning) 

(via misscouchpotato)

     
   

“Earlier,” he starts, then stops to gain his bearings, “Earlier, when you were breaking the laws of common decency by hunting me down in the men’s room… You asked me if I wanted you. I couldn’t give you an answer then, because I was confused and afraid. I’m still pretty guilty on both counts, but I just sprinted for about a mile and it’s Colorado in January, so I can’t even feel my face right now let alone complex emotions.” (x)

         
   

         

24

May

87
 

You’re becoming dangerous, Annie. It’s those doe eyes. Disappointing you is like choking the Little Mermaid with a bike chain.

You’re becoming dangerous, Annie. It’s those doe eyes.
Disappointing you is like choking the Little Mermaid with a bike chain.

           
 
“It’s terrifying but this woman has weaved herself into his life so effortlessly, so seamlessly that he doesn’t know what’s been holding him back; mind genuinely blank as to all the reasons and excuses he’s compiled over the years.” (x)

“It’s terrifying but this woman has weaved herself into his life so effortlessly, so seamlessly that he doesn’t know what’s been holding him back; mind genuinely blank as to all the reasons and excuses he’s compiled over the years.” (x)

           

23

May

99
 

“I’m not a witch, I’m a student of human character. I know you guys all so well I can predict your behavior.”

“I’m not a witch, I’m a student of human character. I know you guys all so well I can predict your behavior.”

           

21

May

71
 

Don’t be like me.

Don’t be like me.

           
   

You make me feel out of my element.

         
   

prettybutt:

no smiling

         
   

- I buy and sell weapons and armor.
- Cool! We need weapons. What’s free? Can we have a torch?
- Thief. Thief.

(Source: polyxena, via annie-banks)

         
(originally from polyxena)
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